Have you heard of Toto? The answer is of course, unless you were just born this very second, in which case, there’s some Benjamin Button-type shit going down and I just do not have the time to deal with it.
Their Wikipedia page is shockingly detailed. The Wetzel’s Pretzels Wikipedia page is but a stub, which really just shows how people misplace their priorities.
Anyways, here are some fun facts about Toto:
Did you know that they JUST broke up last April? I always assumed that every band in the 80s pretty much split up by 1992, ‘93 at the latest.
This is not a personal journal, but let’s imagine it is one. Click if you want to see what I would write, but spoiler alert: I would basically just barf out all my feelings. I would apologize, but that would detract from this self-indulgent exercise.
Winter Olympics Fun Fact: This Canadian hit actually makes a specific reference to Vancouver in its lyrics, something I was completely unaware of until an hour ago, when the song came up on shuffle from my iPod.
I was going to post the YouTube video link, but it wouldn’t embed, so here’s the song. I guess you can watch the video if you want, but the Rascal Flatts version has like 4 million more hits, so you’re probably better off skipping it.