Ann Coulter, who was originally scheduled to speak at UCLA, canceled because of illness. An insider source who is very reputable said that Coulter could not appear because of swine flu, pregnancy and syphilis. This is a breaking news update.
*this is parody, please don’t sue me, Ms. Coulter.
It’s not as if nothing is going on in my life. Sure, I’m not Sandra Bullock, but there is drama, conflict, challenges, stuff of interest.
But I’ve made two drafts of text entries so far, stopping mid-sentence each time.
I want to write something, anything, but nothing is really coming to mind.
To be fair, I’m supposedly not supposed to share my opinions on political issues because I work for a (student) newspaper, so that’s out of the question. Then again, I’m a college student in California, I’m pretty sure any pundit can make stereotypes about me and be at least half right.
So rants aside, (Truongington Post is going to be the name of any future political blog I may start, by the way) I’m stuck in what seems like a really long period of writer’s block. If I don’t do something soon, I’m afraid I may find myself trying to write Hardy Boys erotic fan fiction.