April 2010
63 posts
BREAKING NEWS
Ann Coulter, who was originally scheduled to speak at UCLA, canceled because of illness. An insider source who is very reputable said that Coulter could not appear because of swine flu, pregnancy and syphilis. This is a breaking news update.
*this is parody, please don’t sue me, Ms. Coulter.
March 2010
62 posts
I don’t feel like I have much to say these days.
It’s not as if nothing is going on in my life. Sure, I’m not Sandra Bullock, but there is drama, conflict, challenges, stuff of interest.
But I’ve made two drafts of text entries so far, stopping mid-sentence each time.
I want to write something, anything, but nothing is really coming to mind.
To be fair, I’m...
Steve Lowery drives the Los Angeles Marathon route... →
(via spiegelman)
WatchWhoopi Goldberg explains her pee pee commercial - Saturday Night Live
For some reason, I found this to be so funny. ROFL.
World Surname Profiler →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
This is really fascinating. Growing up, I was told that my surname was probably Dutch, and that the spelling had been changed at Ellis Island. Later, my grandfather told me that it was Irish.
When I put my surname into this profiler, I think I can safely say that it is almost certainly British.
The only two countries that list my surname are the United Kingdom, and the...
Words you can't say on WGN anymore →
So I guess the news broadcast from now on will be in silence?
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